I woke up craving actual pie at 7 AM on a Tuesday, but society frowns upon eating a slice of Marie Callender’s before the sun is fully up. My blender is older than my car and sounds like a jet engine, which woke my dog and earned me an immediate judgmental stare.
This pumpkin pie smoothie saved me from a morning of questionable choices. Greek yogurt, frozen banana, pumpkin puree, and warm spices create a thick drink that tastes like the Thanksgiving dessert table. The smoothie also gives me a socially acceptable way to enjoy pumpkin pie flavor in yoga pants while checking emails. Here is exactly how I do it.
Why You’ll Love This Recipe
- Zero cooking required. You do not have to turn on the oven or pretend you know how to crimp a pie crust.
- Legitimately filling. Greek yogurt gives this fall breakfast smoothie enough protein to keep you full past 9 AM.
- Pantry friendly. The recipe uses that awkward half-cup of puree left over from last week’s ambitious baking project.
- Kid approved. My niece drank the whole thing thinking it was a milkshake, and I am certainly not going to correct her.
Tools You’ll Need
Nothing fancy, I promise.
- blender You need something to pulverize the ice and banana. Mine sounds like a lawnmower, but it gets the job done.
- Measuring cups. These keep the maple syrup and pumpkin portions consistent.
- Tall glass. A glass with a lid helps prevent spills during a rushed commute.
Ingredients
- 1 frozen banana – This is the creamy base. If you use a room temperature banana, you will make pumpkin soup, which is deeply upsetting.
- 1/2 cup vanilla Greek yogurt * – Throws some protein in there so you can call this a healthy pumpkin smoothie recipe with a straight face.
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon – Non-negotiable for that fall flavor.
- 1/4 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice * – If your jar is from 2018, please buy a new one, spices actually lose their punch over time. (Or make your own pumpkin pie spice).
- 1/2 cup milk – Dairy, almond, oat, whatever is currently living in your fridge door.
- 2 Tablespoons pure maple syrup – Use the real stuff, not the artificial pancake syrup from a plastic bottle shaped like a woman.
- 2/3 cup pumpkin puree – Make sure it is pure pumpkin and not pie filling, or your teeth might vibrate out of your skull from the sugar.
- 1 cup ice cubes – To make it cold and thick.

How To Make Pumpkin Pie Smoothie
Throw it all in a pitcher and press a button, which is exactly my speed before I have had coffee.
- Load the blender: For best results, make sure you have a strong, powerful blender. Add all of the ingredients to the blender in the order listed. Putting the liquid in first helps the blades actually spin instead of just screaming at a frozen banana.
- Blend it up: Blend on high for at least 3 minutes or until smooth. Stop and scrape down the sides of the blender as needed – if a chunk of ice survives, that is between you and the blender, nobody else needs to know.
- Adjust the texture: Add more milk to thin out if it’s too thick or add a couple more ice cubes for a thicker texture if desired. Taste, then add more spices if desired.
♥ The Misfit Tips!
- Freeze the banana in pieces. You peel the banana, break it into chunks, and freeze it in a bag before blending.
- Taste before adding extra syrup. A very ripe banana may provide enough sweetness with only a small amount of maple syrup.
- Freeze leftover pumpkin puree in an ice cube tray. Frozen pumpkin cubes make future smoothies easy.
- Drink the smoothie promptly. Melted ice turns the thick drink into spiced milk.
Make It Yours
- You add a scoop of vanilla protein powder for a stronger pumpkin protein smoothie recipe.
- You replace part of the milk with cold brew coffee for a pumpkin spice latte smoothie.
- You add a spoonful of almond butter for extra richness.
- You sprinkle granola on top for a crunchy finish
Perfect Pairings
These go perfectly with whatever chaotic morning energy you are currently radiating.
- A handful of pumpkin granola doubles down on the theme.
- A piece of slightly burnt toast gives the smoothie a crunchy companion.
- A giant cup of black coffee completes the morning routine.
How to Store
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- Fridge: Store the smoothie in a sealed mason jar for up to 24 hours.
- Freezer: Freeze the mixture in popsicle molds for up to one month.
- Reheat: Do not reheat the smoothie.
- Storage note: Shake the smoothie before drinking because separation occurs in the refrigerator.

Pumpkin Pie Smoothie
Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Load the BlenderYou add the ingredients to the blender in the listed order. You place the liquid near the blades so the mixture moves easily.
- Blend It UpYou blend on high for at least three minutes or until the smoothie looks completely smooth. You stop and scrape the sides when needed.
- Adjust the TextureYou add more milk if the smoothie feels too thick. You add more ice if you want a thicker drink. You taste the smoothie and adjust the spices or maple syrup.